"Was that a café Mocha? Aggressive sex act? Stabbing?" Terrible thoughts flooded my brain about what the stain could be.

Fear of being shanked by a seventy year old man had never crossed my mind before. There is a first time for everything, I suppose.

“Being lost in Mexico doesn't bother me as long as I know I am safe. Having no information about crime or cartels in the area, I wasn't really sure about that.”

My surroundings went from one extreme to the other. The underground tunnel was dim, dank and claustrophobic. A mile and a half later, I was abruptly thrust back into the world of oxygen and sunlight.

When the route is easy, riding La Barra is similar to warm and fuzzy sex while half asleep. It's no wonder why bikers name their motorcycles like lovers.

In danger of epic failure, I wondered if I would ever escape this place. There were still eight or nine thousand miles ahead of me, if I were to complete my mission.

A photo I took of myself heading into the desert outside of Monterrey, Mexico.

Image of a Temezcal, or sweat lodge I had the pleasure of experiencing in Northern Mexico

Keeping up foreign relations with a donkey I met in the desert near Monterrey, Mexico.

Taking a break on the road into Monterrey, Mexico.

My bike, “La Barra.” This is just over The Mexican Border, outside of Nuevo Laredo, where I experienced my first serious motorcycle repair.

Maria. My wildlife guide in Monterrey, Mexico.

Back at my campsite I realized that the riding skills competition was over and now it was time for the strength and endurance test.

I'm frenzied and manic and starting to make bad decisions. I alternate between laughing, crying, and swearing.

It is true that I have never ridden before. But is it true that I'm going to ride this motorbike all the way to Argentina?

I am feeling very strange. For the first time in my life, I got out of bed in the morning and left without a destination.

I didn't bother setting up my tent last night and instead just spread blankets on a trampoline out in the yard. It was a glorious night's sleep in the open air, face-up towards the stars.